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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two identical boobs? Identitties."

"When people ask why I have a ""Trump 2016"" sticker on my car I say it's for safety. When i'm pulled over, it's the quickest way to tell the Cop i'm white."

"What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"

"You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave."

"Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!"

"What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer? Pokemon Uranium"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support or people are going to think we are nuts."

"Don't ever mistake me for someone who hasn't flirted with danger. I've got bitten by a Penguin. Twice."

"I bet the LAPD gets a lot of calls about ""a lost, lonely-looking little girl"" that turn out to be David Spade walking home."

"*emailing professor after exams* it hAs been An Awesome And greAt yeAr thAnks for the AmAzing clAss you hAve tAught me A lot"