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Joke of the Day
"Mexican and black jokes are all the same.. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
Next Joke
"I see your choices and raise you one eyebrow."
"Whenever I hear kids singing..... Whenever I hear kids singing ""do re mi"" I picture Chris Hansen is hiding in the room somewhere."
"Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!"
"What do you call a man that states the obvious? A man that states the obvious"
"A guy shows up late for work... The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"
"My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!"
"So i was taking a picture of you and your mom and i had to ask your mom to step aside Because I only have 5GB space left on my phone."
"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. **It was riveting!**"
"Suicide Bomber ""Now I'm only gonna show you this once"""