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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel."
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"I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: ""You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."""
"Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly."
"Why was Jack scared? Because Jack was bean stalked"
"Shop Locally. Sometimes we have the thing you need maybe I dunno come back next week."
"Obviously the Asian gentleman I saw flush the urinal with a karate kick doesn't mind perpetuating stereotypes."
"Constipated people don't give a crap."
"Things you don't say while attending a group for sex addicts. I'll start... ""I'm glad you came."""
"What does a lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both a lawyer."
"I'm not saying she's fat...... But if you asked me to name my 5 fattest friends.... She would be 3 of them."