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Joke of the Day
"Sausages... They're the wurst."
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"Do you know why I pulled you over? ""Yes, because I was driving a motorized toilet."" I meant this time ""Oh. No."" Please step out of the oven."
"What do Osama Bin Laden and a salmon have in common? It's a great life until they run into a seal."
"Considering ""natural"" childbirth? You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8lb tooth. From your crotch."
"so, apparently trump is living in trump tower and not the white house one more reason why i want to blow up the tower"
"If you ever Google ""Grandfather Clock"", be careful how you spell that shit."
"What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE"
"What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica? Dreadful."
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