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Joke of the Day

"so, apparently trump is living in trump tower and not the white house one more reason why i want to blow up the tower"

"How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down its genes!"

"Whenever I weigh myself, I always subtract 10 pounds. I don't think boobs, brains, and an ass this fabulous should count against me."

"What does a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out out of them."

"What do you call a canine that lives at the beach? A hot dog."

"Why do horses make terrible congressmen? Because they can only say ""neigh!"" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary."

"Why couldn't the man leave Moscow? He was Snowden."

"19: Okay mom, don't freak out but... TOO LATE"

"What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics? She has it bronzed."

"What was tina turners pet name for Ike? Beats me"