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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why I pulled you over? ""Yes, because I was driving a motorized toilet."" I meant this time ""Oh. No."" Please step out of the oven."

"Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager."

"I like my beer like I like me sex slaves..... Imported"

"Ultimate confusion What is the ultimate confusion? Two gay guys in a hottub full of sausages."

"You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour. We do not. Forget."

"How Can Numbers Be Real If Our i's Aren't Real"

"Have you heard the new Google Glass ad? You can talk to your mate while they are sitting on you face!"

"Dog with no legs Where do you find a dog with no legs? Answer. Where ever you put him."

"Joke from Glasgow What is the best thing you can put in a pie? Your teeth!"

"I was watching a hulu video and an ad came up saying ""This episode was brought to you by the invisible children."" Now I know how the internet works."