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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE"
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"The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship ""I apologize"" and ""You are right."""
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"What did the Bacon say to the Tomato? What did Bacon say to Tomato? ""Lettuce get together"""
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