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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE"
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"What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a? Pi * z * z * a"
"A Jew is happy. A Jewish person finds out that his car is full of gas. When he found out he was happy and he said ""this is ISIS on the cake""."
"What's the best part of a movie? The climax."
"What did the comedian say before he hung himself? ""Sorry for being a noose-ance."""
"[makes a voodoo doll of himself] [gives it a little back rub]"
"My friend showed me her new vegan pants. I know vegans can be annoying and everything, but should we really be making pants out of them?"
"Women v/s men"
"I am a super hero... Every day after work I'm Thor."
"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."