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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !"

"My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra."

"I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him"

"What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !"

"Aardvarks aare so aanoying. Aalmost everything theyre aasociated with is aanoying. I get Aangry just thinking aabout them. Aalso Aarons."

"Last night I watched a great U.S. Olympic Trials semifinal match that featured Sylvester Stallone vs Joey Lawrence in a Pronunciation game."

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"My sister didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti....... ... you should have seen her face when i drove pasta"

"The number 13579 walks into a bar... barman says ""sorry, can't serve you, you're too odd"""

"Somebody just told me they were bad but they didn't say ""cha'mone"" afterward so haha cmon guy how bad can you be"