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Joke of the Day
"If you ever Google ""Grandfather Clock"", be careful how you spell that shit."
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"Okay, let's hear everyone's favorite ""Yo Mama"" jokes! Yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on!"
"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry."
"What comes after 69?... Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out!"
"[snapchat HQ] Boss: anybody got anything good? Guy (who smoked weed instead of working): people with big eyes puking rainbows?"
"My wife is so married that she even stopped blowing out the candles on her birthday cake cause she doesn't want me gettin' any ideas."
"A priest, rapist, and a pedophile comes into a bar... He then sits down and buys a beer"
"Chinese guy enters a grocery shop... A chinese guy enters a grocery shop and asks: -- ""Chunshun guashi Coca Cola"" The shopkeeper responded: -- ""A bottle of what?"""
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music..."
"Brexit must have impacted Game of Thrones' budget really badly... (spoilers) I heard yesterday they fired half of the cast."