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Joke of the Day
"I got a puppy for my girlfriend. It was the best trade ever!"
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"Why do rednecks love Halloween? (NSFW) Because they love to pump kin."
"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows."
"""ranch goes with everything"" i whisper while placing a bottle of ranch in grandma's coffin"
"Why did Donald Duck break up with Daisy Duck? Turns out she was a quack whore."
"Some military humour: why do I call the ol' downstairs resident APFSDS? Because it's a long-rod kinetic penetrator!"
"Sarah Palin's political integrity. Because she's ~~a woman~~ an idiot."
"How do I make my penis 12 inches long? By folding it in half."
"Do you know the thing about carpets? They demand to be felt."
"AY LMAO's in a bar. Two aliens are sitting in a pub. One of them turns to the other and says, plububulaBBHAJGGIUI@@#GJKG?' The other one replies, Dude, you are seriously shitfaced.'"