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Joke of the Day
"How do I make my penis 12 inches long? By folding it in half."
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"Chop, chop! - Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal."
"Shriek your Twitter name between songs at concerts and hope that it makes the live album."
"What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain? A masochrist."
"I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"*drops pizza slice on the floor Hey can I get another slice? *eats slice that fell on the floor then eats new slice"
"Hey guy that puts the stickers on tomatoes, nobody likes you."
"Whats the opposite of nickle back? Bill front (Money jokes i got em)"
"Do you know that crazy Mexican that steals trains? He had loco motives"
"It's afro-carribean day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it."