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Joke of the Day
"How do I make my penis 12 inches long? By folding it in half."
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"A duck walked into a bar... And was quickly escorted out as no animals were allowed in the bar."
"What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !"
"If you have a choice between ugly or fat, remember this. You can turn the lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark."
"That awkward moment when you're supposed to be cleaning your room and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one."
"Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a ""take charge kind of guy"" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal."
"I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words... ""Were you fired?"""
"The shortest distance between two points is always closed due to some bullshit construction that should've been finished a year ago."
"A poet and a logician were found dead earlier this week. They say the killer had no rhyme or reason."
"Where do fish deposit their money? River banks"