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"Why did Donald Duck break up with Daisy Duck? Turns out she was a quack whore."
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"Girlfriend's dad says this joke. Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks."
"What did the horse get on his blood test B Neigh-getive"
"My girlfriend told me, ""I wanna smash!"" We played smash bros from 12 to 12!"
"Listening to Katy Perry is like fucking a fat person... It is fun, it is easy, but you don't want others to know you do it."
"What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:"
"Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?"
"Knock, Knock Whose there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget."