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Joke of the Day

"Some military humour: why do I call the ol' downstairs resident APFSDS? Because it's a long-rod kinetic penetrator!"

"I've always been the kind of person who likes to think outside of the box. Although it has harmed my career as a goalkeeper."

"asians are amazing at reddit think about it, it's basically just dance dance revolution but with only two buttons"

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. One to change it and his girlfriend to give him a blowjob when he's done."

"Your mother and I want you to know that we love you very much, so that's why we're getting a divorce and marrying you instead."

"Why don't you ever eat a girl out in the morning? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?"

"Q: What do flies wear on their feet? A: Shoos."

"How do you remember your wife's birthday? forget it once."

"What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common ""When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"""

"Yo mama so fat ... ... last christmas I took a picture of her. It's still printing."