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Joke of the Day
"Sarah Palin's political integrity. Because she's ~~a woman~~ an idiot."
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"I'm going to take a shower and wash my hair, only to have it washed later at the salon. Because, I'm a woman and that makes sense."
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"What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? You're just going to have to be a little patient."
"It's like 10,000 goons When all you need Is a knight"
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