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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the thing about carpets? They demand to be felt."
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"High Quality Poem Error 404 Your Haiku could not be found Try again later"
"I have a good friend who was retired but he needs extra $$$ so he took a job as a taxi driver. Last night, he pulled out to avoid a kid. ... and fell off the sofa."
"I asked an extremely fit girl if I could see her snatch... So she loaded up the bar and asked, ""How many?"""
"I like my coffee like i like my women raped and dismembered"
"A couple of crows were in prison the other day... They were held for attempted murder."
"What do you call italian food that is bad? A pizza shit"
"The ocean isn't shark-infested. It's the ocean. That's where sharks live. We aren't supposed to be there. Humans infest the ocean."
"It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat."
"CASHIER: its declined ME: run it again C: sir, is this one of those fake credit cards they mail out ME: no C: your name is ""local resident""?"