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Joke of the Day

"I should call you Dr. Cause you just got a PhD in gettin schooled."

"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."

"What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun."

"Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same? They both went up in flames."

"ME: I was having a juice cleanse between 6 & 8 p.m COP: You don't need an alibi, you're not a suspect ME: I know, I'm just telling everyone"

"Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry."

"Been throwing away this piece of tape for the last 17 hours"

"""I hate drama"" said the woman who continued to place herself squarely in the center of it."

"The other day I saw Denzel Washington walking down the street. I shouted to him ,""Hey Denzel!"" He responded, ""Does every black man look like Denzel Washington to you?"" Classic Denzel."

"I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, clothe, school, and inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there."