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Joke of the Day
"Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same? They both went up in flames."
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"Knock knock.. Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."
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"A magician walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."
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"Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough."