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Joke of the Day
"Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same? They both went up in flames."
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"we need a cold and annoying genius type, who should we cast? [Benedict Cumberbatch claws at the office window] hmmm who to cast? [he meows]"
"While having dinner, the dad scolded at his son: ""If you continue talking about crap during the meal, I'll slap the shit out of you"""
"The next person to show me that dress... ...is gonna get a white and gold eye."
"The pub manager is showing the new busboy around the kitchen, when they come to two doors. The busboy asks, ""Which one is the 'in' door?"" ""Let me show you"", says the manager, and 'e walks in."
"What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese."
"Bus trip Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'"
"On a hot day, what did the pig say to the other pig after he came back from the car? ""It's bacon in there!"""
"What did the dog bring to party? Wooffies!"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HEY FUCK YOU."