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Joke of the Day

"I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, clothe, school, and inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there."

"Why can't an egg ever be in charge? Because they crack under pressure."

"What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines."

"The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones."

"What's long hard and shitty at the end? One of John Doe joke."

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"

"So, two pedophiles are talking... One of them says to the other ""I never really liked racing, I always come in a little behind."""

"Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat."

"Judge: The defendant is claiming you're a nazi. Is this true? Lawyer: *flustered* er no fuhrer questions your honour *courtroom gasps*"

"How can you tell when an idiot's depressed? Go stand in front of a mirror"