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Joke of the Day

"What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed."

"A man can survive up to two weeks without water, around forty days without food, and about one hour without touching his junk."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips"

"I started flossing again recently to remove food from between my teeth I never realized just how much blood I was eating"

"A man goes to the doctor for an exam... ... the doctor looks at him and says, ""You have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" asks the man. ""Because I'm trying to examine you,"" says the doctor."

"HER [sits seductively on my lap] The more you tip...the more I'll take off ME [reaches for wallet] This is such a weird way to cut hair"

"What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"

"Why was the garbage man arrested? Because he was bin laden."

"Who is the Prime Minister of Israol? Netanyahoo"

"You know what I don't get? Jobs."