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Joke of the Day

"Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry."

"The Chinese just announced their iPhone 5 ripoff... ...it's called the iPhoney."

"Felt a sharp pain in my chest & thought ""oh shit, I'm having a heart attack,"" but it just turned out to be my wife stabbing me."

"What do you call a flying turtle? A shellicopter."

"A Roman walks into a bar an orders a martinus. ""You mean a martini?"" asks the bartender. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted more than one I would have said martini"""

"What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe? ""I yield!"""

"What is Gordon Ramsay's least favourite subreddit? IT'S R/AWW!!"

"I was just minding my own, listening to some Led Zeppelin, and this girl asked if it was Nickelback and now there's so much blood everywhere"

"I just put on a Apple sticker to my Toshiba laptop.. .. so it's now called a Macintoshiba!"

"I'm just hoping Angelina Jolie hooks-up with Val Kilmer... the ""Vagelina"" headlines would be priceless!"