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Joke of the Day

"The other day I saw Denzel Washington walking down the street. I shouted to him ,""Hey Denzel!"" He responded, ""Does every black man look like Denzel Washington to you?"" Classic Denzel."

"Twenty-seven dollars is probably the most money that's ever been in a wallet with a chain attached to it."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but the light bulb really has to want to change."

"The Middle East reminds me of that old joke about the optimist and the pessimist The pessimist says ""everything's terrible, it can't get any worse."" the optimist says ""oh yes it can."""

"What do you call a retarded jelly? A slow jam."

"What did Earth say to the Sun? My life revolves around you!"

"How does a blonde turn a light on after sex? She opens the car door."

"I wonder if in 100 years, ghosts of today will spell out ""swag"" or ""bae"" on the Ouija boards"

"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."