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Joke of the Day
"Some lemons just handed me a life."
Next Joke
"What do you call a waffle that burps too much? A belchin waffle."
"Was at a party the other day, there was a guitar there. I picked it up and someone asked if I could play wonderwall I said maybe"
"What do you call a female peacock...? A peacunt"
"Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people."
"What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies."
"Do you have pet insurance? Coz I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonight"
"England at the 2014 World Cup"
"Coffee... If you're British, it may not be your cup of tea."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSH!"