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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female peacock...? A peacunt"
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"don't let the glasses fool you, I'm an idiot"
"Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat. Then I remember they just feed off attention."
"My wife told me not to say anything about her friend's lazy eye so I made sure to give numerous compliments on her super-athletic one."
"In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you."
"If you're waiting on me to 'get ready' I'm probably just spending 20 minutes trying to get my hoodie strings the same length."
"Obama: joe can you please explain all the cheetos that are in the kitchen Biden: I didn't want Trump to feel- Obama: Joe, Biden: ...lonely"
"Who satisfies earth the most? Sun. Because the sun goes down every night."
"Hey imbecile, just because you are listening to loud music on your iPod, doesn't mean that the rest of the supermarket can't hear you fart"
"How do you sum up a cashew? In a nutshell!"