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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female peacock...? A peacunt"
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"The less you give a damn, the happier you will be."
"Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat? If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry."
"What's good on pizza, but not on pussy? crust."
"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong"
"How long do I have to sleep before I'm legally a bear?"
"The new sponge in the sink just brightened my day a little. Being an adult is stupid."
"We really need to respect organ donors... It takes guts to do what they do! (I'm sorry)"
"Take a deep breath. Exhale slowly. - Respirational Tweet"
"What is black and white and red and brown and silver and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a harpoon through her head."