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Joke of the Day
"Coffee... If you're British, it may not be your cup of tea."
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"Did you know that Helen Keller lived in a huge mansion? Neither did she"
"computer jokes Client to designer: ""It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."""
"Somewhere, a ninja watches ""I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."" An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. ""Damn right you didn't."""
"A man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor looks him over and says ""You have got to stop masturbating"" ""Why?"" ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical"""
"My wife is a sex object Every time I ask for sex she objects."
"If a man holds the car door open for a women, then you know that one of the two is new."
"Religious differences Judge asks one young couple: The reason of your divorce? Wife: Religious differences! My husband did not recognize that I goddess."
"If storks deliver white babies and blackbirds deliver black babies, what bird delivers no babies? Swallows."
"I just saw two guys high five. What the hell? I thought we got rid of these people."