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Joke of the Day
"What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies."
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"Mike Huckabee calls Obama a ""pretend Christian"", and if anyone's an expert on ""pretend Christians"", it's Mike Huckabee."
"An apple a day keeps my fruit-picking business trapped in bankruptcy."
"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"
"What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common? There's no room for jack, on both of them"
"What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."
"Co-worker felt bad about throwing away a donation request from the Alzheimer's Association. I told him not to worry, they won't remember who they sent those to anyway."
"FIRST PERSON TO USE AN IRON: This battle hammer does wonders for my enemies' shirts!"
"Guy comes home from work and catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus says, ""fucking carry on like that, you wont have any mates left""."
"A man gets his drill and drills a hole in a wall... ..its a bit boring."