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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSH!"

"I received a call from a charity asking me to donate clothes for starving people. Anyone who can fit into my clothes isn't starving!"

"If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species."

"Opinions are like orgasms, mine matter most and I don't care if you have one."

"Did you hear about the gay german? Apparently he Adolf Hitler."

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? because it really looks like it did."

"Funny one liners - 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else."

"I heard Steven Spielberg is directing a film about a fat alien... It's called ""Eat-T, The Extra Cholesterol""."

"My girlfriend and I are always laughing about how competitive we are. I laugh more."

"What does my dad do for fun? Beats me \_()_/ "