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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSH!"

"What is the difference between God and a police officer? God doesn't think he's a police officer."

"Call me narrow-minded, but I'll never try bestiality. I'm just not interested in going down that rabbit hole."

"There are just too many blogs And I will talk about it more during my next podcast."

"Today, a man looked me right in the face & said ""You're not hot!"" Actually it was a cop &he said ""Here's your ticket. Have a nice evening."""

"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it doesn't explode when you're fucking it."

"Another normal evening Cook food - 30 minutes Eat it - 5 minutes Check Facebook - 1 minute Check Twitter - 8 hours"

"RT if you just read Facebook for the ads"

"It's kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there."

"[Date] ""I'm going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there's six."""