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Joke of the Day

"Winnie-the-Pooh is in tears He got Triggered."

"Have you ever eaten at a Native American restaurant? It's mostly corn...but you have to make a reservation."

"When is a door not a door? When it's AJAR!"

"Be very careful if you eat mushrooms in the wild. There's not mushroom for error."

"Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time? It's too common"

"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."

"How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard"

"No matter how hard you try to push that envelope It will still be stationery. ^edit: ^spelling..."

"What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back? If you're reading this it's too late."

"What do bulls do math with? A cow-culator! (Cue groans)"