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Joke of the Day
"How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard"
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"sorry but if your dog is small enough to be carried away by a falcon then it shouldn't be called a dog"
"The worst thing about a prison tattoo is always having to explain why you got a tattoo of a prison."
"I wish 1992 Dr. Dre would come back from the past and beat the shit out of 2012 Dr. Dre for charging 300 bucks for a pair of headphones."
"Harry Potter jokes Give us your best Harry Potter joke. I'll start. What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked? He whipped out his wand and yelled, ""***Shtupify***!""."
"Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded."
"I'm afraid my pet's going to die soon - he's already 14,000,000 in rock-years"
"Why did a black bear fuck a white boy to death? The casting agent took the porn's title literally."
"In case you wondered how much patience I have for questions today, I just told my 4-year-old the sky is blue because I said so."
"How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike? They're both black smiths"