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Joke of the Day
"What do bulls do math with? A cow-culator! (Cue groans)"
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"The first person who pulled an egg out from under a chicken's ass and ate it must have been really fucking hungry."
"My wife asked my why i carry a gun in the house. I looked at her and said ""Decepticons"". She laughed, i laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster. It was a good time."
"What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam? A Quranosaurus."
"Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject."
"Story of Dave There was one a man named Dave. Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, 'ah, what the hell, I'll get used to the smell'. 'And think of the money I'll save'."
"What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !"
"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car"
"What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common? They're both convertables."
"What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up? An ex or cist?"