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Joke of the Day
"What do bulls do math with? A cow-culator! (Cue groans)"
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"Did you hear about the Bob Marley impersonator? He's dreadful."
"How do Mexicans cut pizza? Little Caesars (say it out loud)"
"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."
"If you lose a tooth in a bar fight and put it under your pillow, the tooth fairy will leave you $100 because you're hardcore."
"A woman, two Hispanics, a black guy, and a white guy all walk into a bar... They then run for the Republican nomination for President"
"Silver and lead are sitting at a bar and gold walks in. Silver yells "" au, get outta here! """
"Why is the Force like duct tape? It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together."
"I should marry my neighbor. She doesn't live with me, we never speak, and we see each other naked all the time."
"Unemployed joke #2843 I know a couple jokes about unemployed people. Too bad none of them work."