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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time? It's too common"
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"What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !"
"I'm looking for something with the health benefits of yoga but absolutely none of the yoga"
"What don't homeless people get? Knock knock jokes"
"Ugly Duckling is my favorite story that teaches kids it's okay to look weird for a while as long as u get ur act together and become hot."
"Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick? Because the Doctor can never see him."
"My grandma thinks of me as a rock star... Always having me sign her tits. Takes forever."
"Crude oil is the worst kind of oil because it says offensive things while it pollutes the water and ruins our planet."
"Never understood Monopoly. It's like saying, ""Hey we're stressed out about real $, so let's play a game & get stressed out about pretend $."
"I am tired of the joke where the 3rd person to be granted a wish uses it to somehow cancel out the wishes of his 2 friends who just wished in front of him. What variation on a joke are you tired of?"