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Joke of the Day

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it"

"Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis"

"A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar... What a fine example of an integrated community. ^(Credit: Bernard Righton/John Thomson)"

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"How is a man like a snowstorm? You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last."

"An autistic and a vegan walk into a bar You only know because they mention it every other sentence"

"Two penguins were sitting in bathtub... The first penguin says to the second penguin ""Hey, could you pass me the soap?"" The second penguin says ""What do I look like, *a radio?*"

"My computer was singing hello.. Its a Dell."

"How do you insult an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it is from."

"How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb? 30 because that's peasants work."