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Joke of the Day
"Be very careful if you eat mushrooms in the wild. There's not mushroom for error."
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"Odd that the silent way to alert performers they should quickly end their act is a gesture to slice your own throat."
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"I didn't think housework is a full-time job, so for Thanksgiving my wife served me a raw turkey. Revenge is a dish best served cold."
"Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car."
"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."
"Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None the sockets go with the house."
"How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."
"How can transportation be improved in Harlem?? By moving the trees closer together."
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