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Joke of the Day

"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."

"Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown? Because he had no depth perception."

"The word ""defenestration"" means ""to throw someone out a window."" Which means this happens so often we needed a word for it."

"A pharmaceutical company in Canada is offering $47 billion to buy the company that makes Botox. People at Botox were pretty excited I mean, you should've seen the look that wasn't on their faces."

"[Watching boxing] Sure bro, I watch boxing all the ti- HEY DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID?! HE JUST PUNCHED THAT GUY! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!"

"How sure are we that one of Nicki Minaj's parents isn't just a stick of cotton candy?"

"Welcome to night club. I know it's dark, but that's kinda the poi-- *metal screeching* Dammit Steve! I told you knight club is downstairs!"

"What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band? SWV (sisters with voices)"

"What's black and dosent work? Half of London"

"What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue? Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier.."