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Joke of the Day
"Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas."
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"Did you hear about the rabbi performing circumcisions for free? ...he just kept the tips."
"My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA"
"Who isn't white or black but shows you no color? A Rod"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender, confusing idioms with jokes, offers the horse water but cannot make it drink."
"I'm not afraid of someone who threatens to open up a can of whoopass on me... I'm much more afraid of the people who can the whoopass to begin with."
"Stay out of sight - Lei Lo"
"A neutron orders a drink at a bar. When it comes time to pay, the neutron asks how much did the drink come to. The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""
"Why Does Dr. Pepper Come in a Can? ...Because his wife died."
"just so you know the guacamole costs an extra $1.80 plus one of your arms and the soul of your first born child thanks for choosing chipotle"