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Joke of the Day
"Why Does Dr. Pepper Come in a Can? ...Because his wife died."
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"Say what you will about Chris Brown He produces hit after hit."
"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"
"Why do gametes often choose a life of prostitution? because sex cells."
"I waited a long time for my testicles to descend When one finally did I had an inaugural ball"
"Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet."
"*notices it's not even 8am*nn*been tweeting like a boss...*nn*...to 5 insomniacs*"
"What did the book say to the librarian? Can I take you out?"
"Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes? ....because they were a rip off"
"Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones."