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Joke of the Day

"My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA"

"A woman asked her husband for a divorce after he said they needed to go get new counter tops. She knew he was taking her for granite."

"Please stop saying Donald Trump is mean He can't even make an average president"

"What's the difference between a bull and a cow? A bull smiles when you milk it."

"Some would say firemen deserve more money. A pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor."

"Almost arrived at work when my kid asked ""Where're we going?"" Who the hell did I just drop off at school?!"

"A guy sees his dad has a black eye - Hey, Dad. Why do you have a black eye? - You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!"

"A group of people were yelling at me in the movie theater. It got so loud I had to take my phone call outside."

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"When you try to prove to someone that something doesn't work, it will."