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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the rabbi performing circumcisions for free? ...he just kept the tips."
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"what do you say about a high mountain? its pretty stoned"
"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites."
"How did Oedipus convince his mom to have sex with him? He 'incested'."
"What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us"
"If you want to look mysterious I would suggest painting your cornea with a sharpie. Always works for me."
"Just saw a bumper sticker that completely changed my belief systems."
"Can February march? April may."
"aliens took me up to on their ship but i have no time for that drama so i just jumped out"
"Celebrating christmas in another country, santa leaves a chicken cutlet in my boot. ""Is that good?"" No one will make eye contact with me."