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Joke of the Day
"Who isn't white or black but shows you no color? A Rod"
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"(After you win something, say this to the loser). You're like an Italian man with his foot in his mouth (Italian accent) You tasted defeat."
"A psychiatrist diagnosed me with kleptomania. Now I'm taking things for it."
"A woman's legs are a lot like peanut butter It's much easier to get them to spread if you have a knife"
"Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish."
"* on a date snuggling * Me: Did you enjoy dinner? Her: Yeah, but now I feel fat. Me: Get your hands off my belly."
"What's the difference between a crackhead and a methhead? Toothless methheads give better $3.50 blowjobs"
"I forgot :( Whilst climbing in the roof space to get down the kids Christmas gifts, I found a present I'd forgotten last year. Such a shame - they would have loved that puppy."
"Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums? Because people are dying to get in."
"""Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?"" ""He said it was too tight."""