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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender, confusing idioms with jokes, offers the horse water but cannot make it drink."

"Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets? Because he was white."

"I ran into the back of a dwarf's car. He said he wasn't happy. I said ""Well which one are you?"""

"What makes me want to lose the will to live? /r/Jokes!"

"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"

"Are you looking for work spreading the word of Jesus? Because I can offer you the missionary position."

"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."

"What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey? How're you gettin' on?"

"How does the devil measure his drugs? In pentagrams"

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