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Joke of the Day
"I got invited to a potluck orgy... It was first come first serve."
Next Joke
"I bumped into a cute guy today. I clawed his face off. I should work on my people skills."
"Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards."
"Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober! Wow! Never thought it would happen"
"I would like to thank Tetris for providing me w/ the skills to jam as many dishes as possible in my dishwasher."
"Vaccinated kids will get this... Autism."
"Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless?"
"I heard there was a website to find missing sausage.... But I couldn't find the link"
"Farm counting A farmer had 30 cows, and 28 chickens... How many didn't?"
"Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."