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Joke of the Day
"What is green and eats nuts? Syphilis"
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"[shitty joke incoming] A man just woke up from brain surgery... Where he got a brain tumor removed. When the doctor asked if he was okay he said he felt light headed."
"My grandpa told me this before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Whoops, I said ""fuck"" in front if the kid again. I am the Joe Biden of this family."
"""911 what's ur emergency"" This guy's not breathing ""Did u send him ur vibes?"" Yes I been sending em ""I'm sending some too"" Okay he good now"
"The difference between Flute and Piccolo Flute's arms don't grow back."
"What animal is two animals at the same time? The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait."
"Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?"
"You know that you're not a child anymore when... you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch."
"Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist."