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Joke of the Day
"Whoops, I said ""fuck"" in front if the kid again. I am the Joe Biden of this family."
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"A constipated man walks into the doctors office. The doctor tells him he's full of shit."
"A Cadillac carrying five Mexicans drives off of a cliff and everybody dies. Why is it a tragedy? Because a Cadillac sits six."
"[2048] President Khaleesi Smith decrees that the words of the Star Spangled Banner will be changed to ""Land of the fleek & home of the bae"""
"What is Pi squared? Pop-tart."
"why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends? Cause there's no beef"
"I thinks it cool when X girlfriend becomes XL girldfriend."
"What do you call a woman with no ass? A friend"
"I sometimes pretend to hate Nickelback more than I do so you will like me."
"[Cat Businessmen] ""Geez, Phil, you look exhausted. Being a new father is tough, huh."" *sighs* I only got 16 hours of sleep last night."