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Joke of the Day
"Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?"
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"I call my penis ""the coelacanth""... Because no one has seen it for 66 million years."
"What college did Michael Jackson go to? Bringham Young"
"I was confused the other day when someone told me I can make ice cubes with left over wine. What the fuck is ""left over wine""?"
"5 jokes at once. Q: how to tell 5 jokes at once? A: One direction"
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"Helium walks into a bar and orders water. The bartender apologises, ""sorry sir we are out of water"" ... It doesn't react"