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Joke of the Day

"Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, ""Now, what shall we name the other one?"""

"Just one. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't. The only thing they can screw is your mind."

"Just bought a Jehovah Witness Advent calendar... Every time you open a door, a voice tells you to fuck off."

"What's the capital of Greece? 20 euros"

"Remember how white people rioted after OJ Simpson's acquittal? Me neither."

"What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool? Sinko :D"

"A Spanish-speaking sailor met Poseidon and asked the God of the Water if he was wet all the time? Poseidon: ""Sea, Senor!"""

"freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door"

"You know you have a struggle of being a Vietnamese When your first name is Dat, last name is Ho and the teachers call the whole thing out"