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Joke of the Day
"My friend can't wait for legalized euthanasia Seriously, the man is dying to not live"
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"Boss: you're late Me: traffic Carol: he was in his car taking selfies again Me: goddammit Carol, I will cut you"
"US has serious problem with illegal immigrants. If you don't believe me ask any Native American."
"I was wondering why I had pentagrams on my palms. Then I remembered: I've been using hand satanizer."
"I like my women like I like my milk Rich, white, and 2% fat."
"What shoes to chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"
"My husband asked if I've heard of Justin Bieber. Then he hooked up the horse and plowed the back 40 because he's Amish, apparently."
"Two handicapped men walk into a bar... PRAISE THE LORD!!"
"Hair so long she accidentally flushed herself down the toilet"
"Blonde with a twist Q: What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist? A: Marie Curie"