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Joke of the Day

"What shoes to chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"

"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up"

"I'm too afraid of downloading PC sonic games C'mon, that creepypasta does not .exest!"

"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work."

"What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!"

"The doctor just told my girlfriend and I that the baby is coming early. Like father, like son."

"We all deserve friends like the Backstreet Boys. If you ask ""am I sexuaaaal?"" and don't get a ""yeeeeeeah!"" in response, you need a new crew."

"if we know your religion, stance on gun control & how many kids you have just by looking at your car, you have way too many bumper stickers"

"I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company... We're not very good."