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Joke of the Day

"US has serious problem with illegal immigrants. If you don't believe me ask any Native American."

"in the cha cha slide he goes ""NOW its time to get funky!"" halfway through the song like i wasn't getting funky already?"

"Nearly Christmas... PEOPLE say that every dog has its day. How right they are. We got a dog for Christmas, got bored with it and had it put down on Boxing Day."

"Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't"

"There are three things verbose realtors should keep in mind... Loquacion. Loquacion. Loquacion."

"Is it possible to have a joke that is not racist/sexist/politically incorrect or commenting on stereotypes? Challenge for reddit. Curious"

"""Waaaah, my boyfriend is a jerk, but I'm gonna tell twitter instead of him because I have the communication skills of a sea anemone."""

"[test driving car with car salesman] *parks on make out hill*"

"Water-loo is such a shitty place. Just thinking about it would make me pissed, if I gave a crap."

"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."