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Joke of the Day

"US has serious problem with illegal immigrants. If you don't believe me ask any Native American."

"Opening a gym... Gonna focus on power walking & door knocking. I'll call it ""Jehovah's Fitness"""

"Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't ""all that,"" but the reception was great!"

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Genocide."

"Me: What are you doing?! 5-year-old: Hugging my sister. Me: Hugs don't start with a flying tackle. 5: Me: 5: The good ones do."

"It's crazy how quick women are to cut each other's throats over a guy! I mean I'd understand if it were shoes....but a guy???"

"Did you know John Travolta's home has an airport in it? Too bad, he got the bomb detecting dogs about 7 movies too late."

"Karma is like 69. You get what you give."

"What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans? The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich."

"What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections? They have a polar pole poll."