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Joke of the Day

"My husband asked if I've heard of Justin Bieber. Then he hooked up the horse and plowed the back 40 because he's Amish, apparently."

"Meteorologists always have their heads in the clouds But gastroenterologists take shit seriously"

"I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets."

"At least Stevie wonder was faithful, he never saw any other women during his marriage."

"What's the fastest to have George Zimmerman pull a gun on you?"

"Why did the string theorist return his vacuum cleaner It was only the standard model"

"I was looking for some camouflage trousers earlier... But I couldn't find any"

"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyouknickabollokoff"

"God must be a woman Because just like my wife, she's always right"

"Just because I've lost my mind doesn't mean I'm looking for it."