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Joke of the Day

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gasses here"" Argon doesn't react."

"I'm launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes. It's aimed at a Nietzsche market"

"Why do all chicken coupes have two doors? Because if they had four doors they would be sedans."

"What do you call a communist sniper Marxman"

"""A Brita pitcher is only as good as the man who re-fills it after emptying."" -- Dalai Lama"

"Accidentally changed neighbor to neighbour and now I'm saying stuff like ""bloody hell"" and ""brilliant"""

"Why didn't the pirate get into the movie? It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"MONDAY: BROUGHT TO YOU BY A GENEROUS GRANT FROM THE FUCK THIS SHIT FOUNDATION"

"I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior It has too many triggers though."

"Whats 9+10 9+10=21-2=19"