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Joke of the Day

"I was wondering why I had pentagrams on my palms. Then I remembered: I've been using hand satanizer."

"""Shoot it down."" ""But, Mr. Putin... it's clearly a sleigh... pulled by Reindeer."" ""Shoot. It. Down."""

"A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.she was shocked to see............Mukesh plumber..:)"

"If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar."

"Buy her some chocolate If your girlfriend keeps on bugging you to buy her something, keep buying chocolate, it can put her to deep sleep forever."

"A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got its head cut off"

"What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? Overcome"

"what type of cancer do mimes get? Gesticular"

"Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president."